What a big day for moi. It is my first time on the blog and would not have even been my first time on the blog except I talked to Jenny late this afternoon and she said ” Are you EVER going to write on the blog?!” My Saturday consisted of not wanting to get out of bed, so I didn’t until I was so hungry I drug myself to the kitchen. Then I checked my bets (football-bookie this week actually, but that is another post), then I remembered Jenny was off riding her horse and would not be hocking pants today. Husband zoomed off to a man fest where he and his sidekicks would founder themselves, watch football and eventually need a ride home. So I breathed a sigh of relief and slunk around my house harassing my daughters to talk to me and telling my son and his friend to play their very clever pretend games somewhere I could not hear them b/c I had some TV to watch.

Then, like a gift from Jon Hamm, I saw an email announcing a twitter follow. Now mind you, HYH is not just busting at the seams with twitter followers, but I do get an email announcing each time we have one. I am always pleased when someone is bored /desperate/ confused enough to follow us, but today I saw a man’s name as a follower and was intrigued. I proceeded to go straight to Dan’s twitter profile so I could check out this renaissance man who was so in touch with women he knew all about “our right to look tight”

Imagine my body rolling off the sofa engulfed in gulps of laughter as I saw Dan’s twitter handle “@addictedtomilfs”. Yes ladies,it is your lucky day, he is addicted to MILFS!!! So this is another lesson in the art of product naming and the nature of search engines; when your product is called “Hold Your Haunches”, chances are you might get some fans who do not know they are “Liking” a pair of pants.