Don’t know about all you ladies, but Thanksgiving has already put a paunch in our haunch! This is no joke. We’ve got to get moving or by the end of the holidays, the only thing that’ll fit is Santa’s suit.We are sure all of you are far more disciplined than we, but on the off chance you too need a kick in the rear, see below for a little gift.

Hold Your Haunches Playlist 1 - As compiled by Erin and Jenny in an effort to occupy themselves and continue not to exercise. Here’s to hoping it helps us ALL get the lead out!

Now envision your gorgeous selves in “Hold Your Haunches” as we all sing along.

1. KC and the Sunshine Band “Shake Your Booty” b/c it won’t shake itself any more

2. Bubba Sparxxx “Miss New Booty” no matter the booty, it’s gonna be new (and improved)

3. Shakira “Hips Don’t Lie” well maybe just a little, but we can keep a secret

4. Commodores “Too Hot To Trot” That’s right, Lionel and the boyz are talking about YOU

5. Trace Adkins “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” b/c you just gotta hear all the way to ‘how’d she even get those britches on’

6. Carl Carlton “She’s a Bad Mamma Jamma” we dare anyone to try and sit still while this is cranked. It just cannot be done.

7. DeBarge “I Like it” now turn around and look @ your backside in the mirror… see what we’re talking about?

Now tell all your friends, mamas, sisters, daughters and roommates to order themselves a pair. They’ll consider your advice a gift, and we’ll be able to afford to actually GIVE you our next one.

Until then, swing on over to Itunes and start grooving