Lots of big news here in our ultra swank kitchen/breakfast bar offices featuring a view of a dirty window. It’s finally COLD in the south-which surely translates into cold everywhere else (right?)-and our haunches are not only held, they are warm and toasty. Hooray!

No more pre-orders. We actually have limited inventory to ship within 48 hrs. Order now!

Make sure to check our site today-and every day until the 15th! Check out the haunchless babe in the upper right hand corner. She’s got the goods on how to enter a contest for a free pair of Hold Your Haunches.

If you are anything like us (not saying you are); the only thing getting slimmer over the holidays is your wallet-so kill 2 birds with one stone:

Enter: costs nothing

Win: look like SOMETHING!