So this is where it gets confusing. Our VA Amy (that stands for virtual assistant to most people; but boss until we can afford Mai to us) tells us that we need to blog regularly to keep people interested and following it. Our other adviser (or perhaps frustrated chaperone) Sabina wants us to blog weekly about the ups and downs of entrepreneurial pursuits. Because we know talking about pants all the time does not interest US, much less potential followers; but it is inherently necessary when promoting our business….guess what we do? None of the above and then go to lunch and try to eavesdrop on the table of policemen beside us.
We now present our new program. We are going to blog about whatever inane BS interests us at that particular moment whenever we think about it and we will commit to blogging like mature business owners once a week. Guess which kind this one is?
Stream of Semi Consciousness:
1. This is the kind of stuff that makes sense to us: http://thebloggess.com/2011/08/listen-to-the-bananas/
2. The Real Housewives are by and large a revolting group of skanks who call their nemeses crazy famewhores, all the while being crazy famewhores. This franchise is the greatest thing on television. Closely followed by “Toddlers and Tiaras”. Not those Duggar people, though some family members would disagree.
3. Ellen Degeneres would want to be our best friend if she knew us.
4.The south is the greatest place in America to live except for during the months of June, July and August. If we were rich we would have a summer homes somewhere well above the Mason Dixon line. One of us on the coast of Maine, the other somewhere horsey.
5. Just found a new favorite set of rules for our children via http://absenceofalternatives.com/ Feel free to borrow. You are going to want to (unless you are a total mess; IMHO) 1) Do NOT die 2) The Golden Rule 3) Do NOT embarrass your parents
6. Fellow posters on WEBSLEUTHS are your real friends, not imaginary. No matter what people say.
7. Be prepared for us to start writing in the first person singular, because this first person plural can get a bit presumptuous after the surface is scratched.
8. For instance “I” think Jimmy Fallon is adorable.
Don’t really have a way to sign off. May have a contest for people to help us come up with a signature sign off. And we will give a pair of pants to the winner!! Aaaah…..now it’s kind of a “renaissance blog”, no?
