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When I first started working, one of the biggest shocks to my system was how uncomfortable professional clothes proved to be. Between the heels that pinched my feet, the zippers that dug into my unfortunately ever-growing tummy (I blame the Chines...

Problem areas: we’ve all got them. Even the people who are perfect (looking at you, Giselle) still have at least one thing they’d like to change. What can we say? We’re human. And if there’s one thing that humans were put on earth to do, it’s t...

Mothers...God’s gift to the world...or is that wine? Well, both get better with age so I suppose it doesn’t really matter. You see, the thing about mothers is that we appreciate them so much more as we get older. Whereas they were once the banes o...

In honor of Mother’s Day, we’re offering up an incredible sale for all the wonderful ladies ( not just mamas!) of the world. The sale is as follows: 20% off orders of $100 or more and 30% off orders totaling $150 or more. Plus, all US or...

Being a woman is hard. You know this. I know this. And our husbands sure as heck know this...you know, because we tell them all the time. Between the job and the kids and the husband and the cellulite and the roots and the wrinkles and the heel...

One of the best things about leggings is that they’re so versatile. You can dress them up, you can dress them down, you can pretty much wear them whenever and however you want. They’re like the chameleon of clothing -- a jack of all trades, if you...

First thing’s first: we’re the realest. But second thing’s second: we love getting feedback and questions from our clients! Today’s question comes from Katie W. and she wants to know about what ELSE our magic pants can do (you know, besides improving...

Henry David Thoreau once said that “one is not born into the world to do everything but to do something” and here at Hold Your Haunches, we’re trying to do just that. We’re trying to do something. While being the Head Haunchos has its many perks (...

With summer just a few weeks away, there is one question that we seem to be getting in our inbox multiple times a week: “Are Hold Your Haunches hot?” Obviously, our first response to that is “Heck yeah they are! Just wait until you put them on. Th...