Lots of big news here in our ultra swank kitchen/breakfast bar offices featuring a view of a dirty window. It’s finally COLD in the south-which surely translates into cold everywhere else (right?)-and our haunches are not only held, they are warm and toasty. Hooray! No more pre-orders. We actually have limited inventory to ship within [...]

Don’t know about all you ladies, but Thanksgiving has already put a paunch in our haunch! This is no joke. We’ve got to get moving or by the end of the holidays, the only thing that’ll fit is Santa’s suit.We are sure all of you are far more disciplined than we, but on the off [...]

Here is a good look at our future. Not sure if it is good or not but we will do our best.. Got lots O haunches that are going to need holding over the next day day or 2. But really, we are mighty thankful for our families and friends.. Wishing all 5 of our [...]

Here we sit at the end of another weekend. The most exciting news being that it is not exactly the end of a weekend b/c the kids don’t have school all week meaning I GET TO SLEEP PAST 7:00. Check back with this hauncho Tuesday to see if I continue to be invigorated by this [...]

Our friends @ Chictopia have put together some of this season’s hottest trends-They did not use Hold Your Haunches-but you sure can, and we sure will. Holla!

What a big day for moi. It is my first time on the blog and would not have even been my first time on the blog except I talked to Jenny late this afternoon and she said ” Are you EVER going to write on the blog?!” My Saturday consisted of not wanting to get [...]

Ω YAY It is Friday and this hauncho is happy. Well, the pants looked great at the luncheon, I had a few glasses of vino, ate and stayed sucked in the entire time. What more could a gal ask for. I came home, slept off the wine then went back to Mom duty. Just this [...]

To wear or not to wear… underwear! This is a question we often hear. Now this hauncho (Jenny) likes wearing under and feels nekkid ( southern for naked) with out it. Apparently, my partner in crime Erin, likes to feel nekkid so she does not wear any! It is totally up to you. In fact, [...]

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